This Vine gives me life
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
He says after watching Loki fall onto his ass from a great height.
"what’s your name again?"
*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
dennys what the fuck
This is important because reasons.
i am screaming
Today has been one of those days where it’s so long as soon as you get home you just strip and crawl into bed to pass out.
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.