Lost a few marbles along the way

ohmyloki:

Bonus:

(Source: mrazs)

uncleoakenshield:

Khajiit; Hailing from the province of Elsweyr, they are intelligent, quick, and agile. They make excellent thieves due to their natural stealthiness. All Khajiit can see in the dark at will and have unarmed claw attacks.

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asicksenseofnothing:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

FUCK

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myotpismylaptopandme:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

That gif is reporters reaction to tumblr

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

gumbygirlbraeden:

I totally get you girl. But you can do it.

:/ well, I’m happy he’s doing a bit better. any little bit is always good

Thank youuuuu

Me too! I’m just glad he’s out of the hospital and doing a little better. I just wish he’d get better sooner because I can’t stand seeing him hurt and sick and exhausted all the time still :/ 

(Source: supervengers)

Gwyneth knows what she’s talking about (x).

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

the-apex-predator:

elasticitymudflap:

vriska:

geronimo-gal:

This a fantastic rendition of Sis Puella Magica being played on the recorder. Just listen.

I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS TO ACTUALLY BE GOOD BECAUSE OF HOW TUMBLR ACTS ABOUT RECORDERS

someone hold me

i promise you that no matter how good you think this is before you watch it

it is about one million times better

(Source: geroniimo)

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

(Source: judesoldblog)