what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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Well, my blog is officially dedicated to Tom Hardy today after finding this gem from his old MySpace blog in which he describes rescuing a stray kitten in Romania while shooting a movie in 2005, spending 4 hours picking fleas off of it, and basically falling in love with it. Here are some highlights. I don’t even care that he can’t spell or form proper sentences.
“On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know.”
“So C.J and his remaining fleas are lounging on the covers taking calls, watching extreme sports and tomorrow he’s coming to work and we’re going to try and get him rehoused. he is such a dude, and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep, plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian, I’m like I live in london dude I have no idea what you’re on about.”
Ok, I’m done swooning and posting about Tom Hardy for at least a few days. Promise.
“so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know.then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat, a man this your… nothing, infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on, the uniform of the criminal, I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten. I’m like no, you don’t understand this is not my kitten, this is God’s child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now, I don’t want kat, even if I did want kat, I can’t have kat, he has no passport I have a dog who will eat Kat, the responsibility, I am a tourist I stay at Hilton this thing is not allowed in the Hilton, so I’m holding this little big prollem.”
I hate your guts, Hardy. UGH.
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